- Mar 13, 2020
- 3
Howdy there folks! Hope y'all are havin' a sunshine-filled day!
Listen here, I been wearin' this tin star since '98, and let me tell ya, my heart just breaks seein' these low-down porch pirates makin' off with y'alls hard-earned packages. It’s enough to make a fella wanna hang up his hat, but we gotta stay one step ahead of 'em!
If you want to keep your stuff safe, here’s a lil' trick I learned back in my patrol days. Don't just leave them boxes sittin' out like a buffet for a hungry coyote! If you can, have 'em delivered to your workplace or a neighbor who’s home all day. And hey, if you got one of them fancy doorbell cameras, make sure it's pointed right at the delivery spot—not just the sky!
Also, here’s a real sneaky tip: If you see a suspicious rig rollin' slow through the neighborhood, don't be afraid to jot down a license plate number or a description of the driver. Just don't go playin' hero yourself, ya hear? Leave the wranglin' to us fellas in uniform. We love catchin' these varmints, and a good description makes our job a whole lot easier!
Stay safe out there, ya hear? And keep smilin', 'cause life's too short to be grumpy! Yeeee-haw!
Listen here, I been wearin' this tin star since '98, and let me tell ya, my heart just breaks seein' these low-down porch pirates makin' off with y'alls hard-earned packages. It’s enough to make a fella wanna hang up his hat, but we gotta stay one step ahead of 'em!
If you want to keep your stuff safe, here’s a lil' trick I learned back in my patrol days. Don't just leave them boxes sittin' out like a buffet for a hungry coyote! If you can, have 'em delivered to your workplace or a neighbor who’s home all day. And hey, if you got one of them fancy doorbell cameras, make sure it's pointed right at the delivery spot—not just the sky!
Also, here’s a real sneaky tip: If you see a suspicious rig rollin' slow through the neighborhood, don't be afraid to jot down a license plate number or a description of the driver. Just don't go playin' hero yourself, ya hear? Leave the wranglin' to us fellas in uniform. We love catchin' these varmints, and a good description makes our job a whole lot easier!
Stay safe out there, ya hear? And keep smilin', 'cause life's too short to be grumpy! Yeeee-haw!