Did you hear about the woman who married three different Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?
> Her first husband was in Training, and he kept teaching her how to do it herself.
> The second one was in Sales, and he kept telling her how good it was going to be in the next release.
> The third was in Tech Support, and he kept saying, "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now..."
> Her first husband was in Training, and he kept teaching her how to do it herself.
> The second one was in Sales, and he kept telling her how good it was going to be in the next release.
> The third was in Tech Support, and he kept saying, "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now..."