Christopher
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Officer I
Los Santos Police Department
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A FEW NEW COURSES FOR WOMEN offered by Dr. Suite
1. Keeping your sense of humor: Men can be a great source of amusement
2. PMS: Effectively managing those homocidal tendancies around your
man (sub course offered in choosing quality feminine protection)
3. Communication: The art of reading his mind
4. Pussy/Tits Envy: He wants yours - now
5. Motivation: 10 Tricks to help him remember to take out the trash
(this method works well with other desired behavior too)
6. Sports, TV, and Beer: How to cope with these obessions of his
(sub courses offered in Understanding the Male Bonding Enigma)
7. Sex: Managing his primary obession
101: Methods of Arousing Him: Anything can work
102: Methods of Avoiding Sex: Anything can work
103 The art of faking an orgasm
104: Oral Sex: Swallowing made easy
(includes How to fake Swallowing technique)
105: The appropriate vocublary for sexual communication (I
want you to come now! and other important arousing verbiage)
106: The art of acquiring an orgasm (with or without his
assistance)
107: 7 Effective methods to make certain he doesn't just
roll over and start snoring after that one parting shot
108: 15 Ways to keep yourself from laughing and pointing
109: 25 Lines to Ensure him you really climaxed too
110: Understanding his choice of condom (its a sheep thing)
111; Tits and a Clit: Why he's so obsessed (how to make
them work for you)
8. Effectively feeding the Male Ego and the benefits of doing so
9. Managing Bathroom Calls while enjoying male company (Its One for all
and All For One, Ladies!)
10.Coping with his need to experiment/repair any functioning or
non-fuctioning equipment
NEW COURSES FOR MEN
Class size is limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
Agenda
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S. Learning To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas - Give Us $$$$$
6. Understanding The Female Responses To Your Coming In Drunk at 4am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques - (Formally Called "Don't Wash My
Silks")
8. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
9. You - The Weaker Sex
10. Reasons To Give Flowers
11. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The
Bathroom
12. How To Stay Awake After Sex
13. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
14. Sex 101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It, If You Really Try
Sex 102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's "Awake", Take A Cold
Shower
15. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
16. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
17. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
18. The Remote Control - Overcome Your Dependency
19. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
20. How Not To Get Younger Than Your Children
21. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
22. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
23. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
24. The Attainable Goal - Omitting @#$% From Your Vocabulary
25. Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
26. Real Men Ask For Directions
A COPY OF THE ABOVE ENDED UP IN OUR LOCAL SHERIFF'S HANDS SO HE DECIDED
TO HELP UPDATE THESE COURSES....
While I certainly can't dispute some of the coursework you've listed in
such a cavalier fashion, you forgot to show some of the classes that males
take great pride in. They are:
1. Eating Straight Out of the Can . . . an environmentalist approach
2. Flatulence As An Art Form
3. If It's There, Why Can't I Touch It? The key to understanding women
4. Duct Tape - 101
5. Duct Tape - Advanced - The Magic Silver Strip
6. It's Mine...I Can Scratch It...Assertiveness training
7. Cooking for Fun and Sex
8. Beer Gargling ... Prerequisite is Chemistry 101
9. How To Make Your Woman Really Hot (blow your nose on her curtains)
10. Cussing to Make Your Point (Sub. for Speech 101, Asshole)
11. Cooties - How to Check Girls for Them
12. How To Order at a Fancy Restaurant
13. How To Slip Out Without Paying At A Fancy Restaurant
14. How To Have Great Sex
15. How To Have Great Sex With A Partner (Advanced Only)
Dr.Suite, CEO of the PyBRUs Chapter "Men can be amusing, really" offers
courses for women who want to better understand their men. Courses are
limited to 50 per class (this curriculum is usually easily assimilated
by the female gender).
1. Keeping your sense of humor: Men can be a great source of amusement
2. PMS: Effectively managing those homocidal tendancies around your
man (sub course offered in choosing quality feminine protection)
3. Communication: The art of reading his mind
4. Pussy/Tits Envy: He wants yours - now
5. Motivation: 10 Tricks to help him remember to take out the trash
(this method works well with other desired behavior too)
6. Sports, TV, and Beer: How to cope with these obessions of his
(sub courses offered in Understanding the Male Bonding Enigma)
7. Sex: Managing his primary obession
101: Methods of Arousing Him: Anything can work
102: Methods of Avoiding Sex: Anything can work
103 The art of faking an orgasm
104: Oral Sex: Swallowing made easy
(includes How to fake Swallowing technique)
105: The appropriate vocublary for sexual communication (I
want you to come now! and other important arousing verbiage)
106: The art of acquiring an orgasm (with or without his
assistance)
107: 7 Effective methods to make certain he doesn't just
roll over and start snoring after that one parting shot
108: 15 Ways to keep yourself from laughing and pointing
109: 25 Lines to Ensure him you really climaxed too
110: Understanding his choice of condom (its a sheep thing)
111; Tits and a Clit: Why he's so obsessed (how to make
them work for you)
8. Effectively feeding the Male Ego and the benefits of doing so
9. Managing Bathroom Calls while enjoying male company (Its One for all
and All For One, Ladies!)
10.Coping with his need to experiment/repair any functioning or
non-fuctioning equipment
NEW COURSES FOR MEN
Class size is limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
Agenda
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S. Learning To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas - Give Us $$$$$
6. Understanding The Female Responses To Your Coming In Drunk at 4am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques - (Formally Called "Don't Wash My
Silks")
8. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
9. You - The Weaker Sex
10. Reasons To Give Flowers
11. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The
Bathroom
12. How To Stay Awake After Sex
13. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
14. Sex 101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It, If You Really Try
Sex 102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's "Awake", Take A Cold
Shower
15. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
16. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
17. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
18. The Remote Control - Overcome Your Dependency
19. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
20. How Not To Get Younger Than Your Children
21. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
22. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
23. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
24. The Attainable Goal - Omitting @#$% From Your Vocabulary
25. Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
26. Real Men Ask For Directions
A COPY OF THE ABOVE ENDED UP IN OUR LOCAL SHERIFF'S HANDS SO HE DECIDED
TO HELP UPDATE THESE COURSES....
While I certainly can't dispute some of the coursework you've listed in
such a cavalier fashion, you forgot to show some of the classes that males
take great pride in. They are:
1. Eating Straight Out of the Can . . . an environmentalist approach
2. Flatulence As An Art Form
3. If It's There, Why Can't I Touch It? The key to understanding women
4. Duct Tape - 101
5. Duct Tape - Advanced - The Magic Silver Strip
6. It's Mine...I Can Scratch It...Assertiveness training
7. Cooking for Fun and Sex
8. Beer Gargling ... Prerequisite is Chemistry 101
9. How To Make Your Woman Really Hot (blow your nose on her curtains)
10. Cussing to Make Your Point (Sub. for Speech 101, Asshole)
11. Cooties - How to Check Girls for Them
12. How To Order at a Fancy Restaurant
13. How To Slip Out Without Paying At A Fancy Restaurant
14. How To Have Great Sex
15. How To Have Great Sex With A Partner (Advanced Only)
Dr.Suite, CEO of the PyBRUs Chapter "Men can be amusing, really" offers
courses for women who want to better understand their men. Courses are
limited to 50 per class (this curriculum is usually easily assimilated
by the female gender).